I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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