I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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