the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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