Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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