And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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