Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This is classic penis vs brain.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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