HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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