fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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