Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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