So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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