the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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