did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
