I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
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Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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