she was so not down for the gang bang
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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