It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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