If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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