Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dick very happy bro
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