watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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