I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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