I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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