Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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