Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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