If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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