Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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