Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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