And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...