I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
