Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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