I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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