I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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