so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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