nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
