Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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