question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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