Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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