At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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