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• (850): View more from Florida

  come over anyways, right now, right this second

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  it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying

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  wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose

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• (323): View more from California

  Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.

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  Lets get a boat first.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that

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