is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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