How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee