Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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