I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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