What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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