I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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