she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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