what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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