His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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