i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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