i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
this just has baby written all over it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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