So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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