This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
What drink are we having for lunch?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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