Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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