I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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